Melissa : Why do they call you the Duck?
Rubber Duck : Because it rhymes with “luck.” See, my daddy always told me to be just like a duck. Stay smooth on the surface and paddle like the devil underneath
Melissa : But they’re all following you.
Rubber Duck : No, they ain’t. I’m just in front!
Rubber Duck : Here’s the plan: When we get to the pass, we’re gonna put on our fish costumes, pass out the Vaseline® an’ an extra ration o’ rum for the men. That should do it.